Not even a household name in my own house.
Hi, my name’s Rand.
No, I wasn’t named after Rand Paul (wasn’t even famous then) or Ayn Rand. Yes, I’ve heard of Rand McNally. No, I don’t like maps.
My writing has taken on many forms including press releases, marketing stuff, fake ads, bad jokes, memes, a melancholy teenage diary, and once a grocery list. Once.
I believe anyone claiming to be a “foodie” as some sort of defining personality trait needs to reevaluate their life.
I do, however, like puppies, rainbows, and movies, as well as a bunch of other boring shit everyone else likes.
That said, if you happen to be a puppy, a rainbow, or a movie drop me a line.
I’d love to chat.
Rand
Awards
Young Ones:
Spotify
Creative Circus Student Show
Dramamine
Swiss Army Knife
Reynolds Wrap
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